Experiences with Food

My Worst experience with food was four years ago:

One night of study (I was in another career), I was very tired and I wanted to sleep, but, also, I was starving.

 I asked myself: "what could I cook in a very short time so I could go to sleep soon?". In the fridge I found cheese, macarronis and mayonaise, so I put them all in a cup in the microwave and I cooked  them for a few minutes.

The chesse melted and with the mayonaisse it was like a cream.

It was delicious. Maybe it was because of my hunger, but I remember it like "A manjarsh".

  

After finished that gift from the gods, I went to sleep. 

A half hour after I wake up with the worst and powerfull wadding pain ever: my stomach was three times its size, and I couldnt move. 

I dragged myself to the kitchen and there, remembering the teachings of my naturalist mother, I  prepared myself an oregano infusion. The solution was immediately: I felt how my stomach was contracted and I went then to sleep again. I didnt eat mayonaise again in three months.

My Best experience with food is (And I say Is, because It occurs a few times in the year) are the pancakes with spinach that my mother cooks. 

She cant cook them always, because the recipe is whit butter, and my father (I dont know why) get very angry when He smells butter. But, when He is traveling, my mother take the chance for cook them. I think Is something psicological, but is the best meal I ever eaten.